cleverly disguised as a responsible adult

Step 1 - Sneak out of werk early.

Step 2 - Hit up Local Grocery Store for a selection of NG Beers. The Beer Depot closes at 4 during the week and I want to get on the road before 10 tomorrow morning.

Step 3 - Go home, empty out car. Get car seats out. Cringe at layers of ick. Maybe vacuuming is in order.

Step 4 - Enjoy a glass of whiskey on the rocks

Step 5 - Haul baby stuff out of the basement and den. Put it all in the car.

Step 6 - Download new audiobooks and Kindle books.

Step 7 - Maybe enjoy a cold glass of cider.

Step 8 - Play some GW2 with husband and friends.

Step 9 - Throw together an overnight bag with clothes for two days.

Step 10 - Reassure small children that I'll come home.

Step 11 - On way out of town, stop at bank like a mother#$&^@$%ing adult and get those @!#*% checks deposited.

Step 12 - Make it to central Iowa. Hug my sister. Hug my brother-in-law. Unload my car. Snuggle my nephew as much as possible.

Step 13 - Come home. Wash all the clothes. Hang out with my munchkins. Hug my husband.

Step 14 - Another week. Yey.

Somewhere in there I need to make or fetch dinner. Hm. Also somewhere in there I should text my sister to let her know my plans. Yus. This can happen.

Also, next Friday I get my next tattoo and discuss my owl ideas with my artist! Joy!