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This is why we can't have nice things
Oct. 14th, 2015 03:07 pmI got an email from Etsy and decided to poke around on their "handmade" Halloween costume section. I came across a listing for a zombie dress. Here's an excerpt from the product description, emphasis mine.
Sigh. May the Great Pumpkin grant me strength.
Black tricot tatters, satin tatters, and long green pointy tatters hang diagonally all around this gown -- some short, some long. The bottom is edge-serged in lime and black, long zombie tatters of different lengths. In fact, ALL the tatters on this TOXICY ZOMBIE DRESS are asymmetric and different lengths. I've left all the serging threads long to add to the tattered look. The entire skirt is destroyed, and the tatters of the dress extend up to mid thigh to reveal various bits of pale leg underneath -- you're still a sexy zombie!
This is why we can't have nice things, people. This, right here.Sigh. May the Great Pumpkin grant me strength.
