Who does this?

 I...just got hit on. On LinkedIn.

I have no idea how to respond to this besides a hearty: WTF?

What a cute smile you have on here ( on a nice profile ) you look beautiful in such a way that intrigues everyone that views your profile. I was actually browsing through the list of my connections when I came across yours, pulsed and couldn't resist to say hi having seen such unique beauty.

I sincerely apologize for writing such personal message to you as I understand that this Professional Networking site prohibits it but just like I said, I couldn't resist to say hi. Please do you mind staying in touch?? I would love to know more about you. Please are you married?

Hope to hear from you soon.
WARMEST THOUGHTS.