Recipe time!

And now, in our ongoing series of "I'm an adult. Yes, really", I present to you my recipe for Lazy Nachos.

Step 1 - Get a block of cheese out of the fridge.
Step 2 - Cut off a piece of the cheese. If you want a big snack, get a big piece. Not rocket science.
Step 3 - Put the block of cheese back in the fridge.
Step 4 - Get out some tortilla chips. The amount should be proportionate to your cheese.
Step 5 - Take a bite of cheese. Immediately eat a tortilla chip.
Step 6 - Repeat step 5. Try to make the ingredients come out even.

TaDa! Lazy Nachos.