1 - It'shard to type one-handed on an awesome ergonomic keyboard.
2 - It's hard to entertaining or understanding at home after spending 6 hours on the phone with a VERY DIFFICULT PERSON.
3 - It's hard to feel motivated when same difficult person wants you to call them First Thing and send a livemeetingthingy to work through their list.
4 - It's hard to take the wig cap off of and comb the snarls out of a new Twilight Sparkle wig with an old shellac manicure on one hand.
5 - Taking off a shellac manicure at home involves cotton balls, acetone, and tin foil to hold them in contact with the polish to be removed. For a minimum of 15 min. Longer means a better chance that the polish actually comes off.
6 - Acetone does NOT play nice with small cuts or cracks in the skin.
7 - So I'm one-handed
8 - There is no 8.
9 - My ankle has new bruise colors. I'm tempted to try the "throw boiling water when it's -20 outside" trick. These two things are not related
10 - It's a good thing kids are cute, otherwise the species would never have gotten this far
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