To do:

Today:

• Make good start on Evil Print Driver Project From Hell.
  
• Rock the socks off of today's VB Project
  
• Go to gym and run frustrations away.
  
• Refrain from killing coworkers.
  
• No, not any of them.
  
• No, not even if they deserve it.
  
• Make food so we don't starve.
  
• Tea doesn't count as food.
  
• No, not even in the quantities that I drink it.
  
• Finalize Christmas Cookie List of Doom
  
• Figure out shopping list for marathon cookie baking.
  
• Refrain from losing mind.
  
• Decide who is getting cookies, who is getting "other", and if I have addresses/preferences for them.


• Figure out "other" presents. Order them. Online.
  

Soon:

• Get address changed.
  
• Get bills redirected, phone moved, etc.
  
• Empty and clean apartment. Schlepp couch to Goodwill.
  
• Get sublet for apartment.
  
• Still don't go crazy.
  
• Well, maybe a little.
  
• Wrap presents!
  
• Finish Evil Print Driver Project From Hell.
  
• Clear off dining room table.
  
• Vacuum and clean.
  
• Write cards!
  
• Finish painting minis for fantasy game.
  
• Don't spill paint.
  
• Don't spill any more paint.
  

Not so soon as "Soon", but soon:

• Find place for wedding.
  
• Find place for reception.
  
• Do not kill mother, she's trying to help.
  
• Get toys, kennel, doggy paraphernalia for Rain.
  
• Finish last year's crocheting projects.
  
• Begin this year's knitting projects.
  
• Breathe.

whee!

I don't know what exactly is in this glass, but I can't so much feel my tongue. Or the inside of my mouth. I'm not sure that I even like the taste, but I'm still drinking it.

At least the blue flamingo kickline is assuring me that I'm not hallucinating yet.

Is "kickline" one word, two, or hyphenated? Oh, the stairs look steep. Maybe if I practice my yodel, the clothes will magically transport themselves to upstairs and be folded along the way.

My paragraph structure needs work. It's getting harder to catch typos. I need a net. A silver and black net. Yes, that is what I need. Mwahaha.

And I got to talk to someone in Tomorrow. That was neat and nice and haven't done that in a while. Hm. Glass is almost empty. Still can't feel my tongue.