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Two hillbillies walk into a bar and order a shot of whiskey.
They talk about their own moonshine operations. Suddenly, a
woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to
cough. After a minute or so, it becomesapparent that she is
in real distress.

One of the hillbillies looks at her and says Kin ya swaller?
The woman shakes her head no. Kin ya breathe?
The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.

The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up the back of
her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right
butt cheek a lick with his tongue. The woman is so shocked
that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of
her mouth.

As she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly walks slowly back
to the bar and his partner says:

"Ya know, I'd heerd of that there Hind Lick Maneuver, but I
ain't never seed nobody do it."