the FUCK you say?

[sabine]

The scene: Sabine is sitting at her computer, going through promotional emails.

Sabine: Hm. Email from Lion Brand Yarn. Ooh! Their Outlander collection is out! 

Sabine crosses her fingers that not ALL the cute patterns are knit only and that they're showing crocheters some love.

Sabine opens the email and looks at the first row of pictures.

Sabine: Oh, COOL! There's a knit AND crochet version of each pattern! Woo!

Sabine gets to the second row of pictures.

Sabine: What. The. Actual. FUCK. Is. This. Bullshit?!? No. Just NO. Lion Brand, YOU HAVE FAILED ME FOR THE LAST TIME!! Why, WHY?! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?! I JUST...COME ON PEOPLE! You had ONE JOB. ONE!!

Sabine continues cursing and deletes the email.

End scene.

But what, you may ask, was so infuriating about the email. Well, here's the link to the collection. Go peruse it. http://lionbrand.com/outlander.html

The model is not only wearing a corset as outerwear, but is WEARING THE DAMN THING BACKWARDS!! They had actual costumers from the FUCKING SHOW on their set when they were photographing this collection. I MEAN, REALLY.

It's about STANDARDS. On the show, corsets are UNDERWEAR. And you don't wear them BACKWARDS. Just...no.