more tired than I ought to be

[sabine]

I've been bonding with my mixer today, and we plan to continue our emotional journey tomorrow afternoon. I love my mixer. No, this doesn't make me strange. It's a Kitchenaid stand mixer with a significant fraction of a horsepower. Softening butter is for sissies. Mmmm...cookies...

I got the coolest fortune cookie last night. It's been enshrined on my desk with the other two that have made it into the Hall of Fame. As with all fortunes, they're funnier with the addition of "in bed" to the end of the sentence.

• You are capable, competent, creative, candid. Prove it.
  
• You enjoy giving gifts of yourself to others, you will be rewarded!
  
• The fun side of a relationship begins to unfold.
  

*sigh* Anyone out there feel like telling my brain to behave itself and continue to operate under the parameters I've dictated? ah, hell...