monday monday monday

[sabine]

Walking down the hallway today, I noticed something rather unusual. This is sort of like the time that I was going to fetch something from the cold room and remarked, "there are people in the ceiling," and didn't think it was odd until much later. Last week, the lab down the hall from us got a hole put in the wall. I don't know why, it just appeared one day. It's not a nice and even hole, either. It's all jagged and bits of brick are sticking out every which way. Today I walk down the hall and see that there's a poster covering up most of it. From what I read before my brain shut down in self-defense, it appeared to be instructions (with photographs) detailing how to harvest semen from a chicken and then use it to artificially inseminate another bird.
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I get to meet my new therapist this afternoon. Joy.
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My daily fortune made me laugh lots. "Your fortune for today...
Money is the root of all evil. And man needs roots."
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My horoscope seems to be giving me contradictory advice today, but I'm not really surprised.
Scorpio
The stars aren't helping you be exactly docile, so do your best to develop a low profile despite the tendency to beat your chest and claim that you are king of the jungle. That certain person you've been fantasizing about? The one who's just confident enough to actually keep you interested? The feelings are mutual. Be the first to mention them.
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Quote of the Moment
Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper or your self-confidence.
-- Robert Frost
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This guy will never live this incident down.
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I want to be the Queen of Non Sequiturs someday. I have decided that this is my new goal. I think I can achieve this goal and it won't take moving to a martial arts monastery in China for ten years, revenging my family on the Colombian drug lords, or simply dropping out and being random. I don't think that the world title is out of reach. I haven't met anyone with a nuclear umbrella wired into their skull, so I figure I have a shot at this.
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Heigh ho, heigh ho, it's back to the salt mines for experiment preparation I go. Yippie skippie.