ahem. I am a nerd. You are warned.

This morning, George Takei posted a picture on Facebook.

A friend (mearn4d10) re-posted it with the comment "YOU MUST ALL SUFFER THE EARWORM!"

I have small children. I know this song. So I started coming up with new verses. So did he. So did other people. What resulted made me laugh and laugh this morning. Some of them scan better to the song than others Here are all the verses we threw at each other:

• A droid is a person in your neighborhood....
• A Jedi is a person in your Neighborhood!
• A Wookie is a person in your neighborhood!
• A Mandalorian is a bounty hunter in your neighborhood!
• A nerf herder's a loser in your neighborhood?
• A Bantha is a Beast Of Burden in your neighborhood!
• A Sarlacc is a sessile peril in your neighborhood!
• A womp rat is a target in your neighborhood!
• Tosche station is where kids waste time in your neighborhood!
• Mos Eisley is a den of sin in your neighborhood!
• Jabba is a Hutt Lord in Your neighborhood!
• Clone soldiers are poor marksmen in your neighborhood!
• Stormtroopers are the Redshirts in your neighborhood!
• Han always shoots first in your neighborhood!
• The Cantina needs a mopping in your neighborhood!
• Do or do not in your neighborhood!
• There is no try in your neighborhood!
• Only the Sith Deal In Absolutes in your neighborhood?
• There is good in you yet in your neighborhood?
• Let your hate rise in your neighborhood!
• Trust your feelings, Luke, in your neighborhood!
• You have a sister in your neighborhood!
• We will rule together in your neighborhood.
• Take Up Your Weapon And Strike Me Down With It in your neighborhood!
• There's a fully functional Death Star in your neighborhood...
• We've gotta be able to get some kind of a reading on that shield, up or down in your neighborhood!
• It's a trap! in your neighborhood
• You're a little short for a Stormtrooper in your neighborhood
• Somebody get this walking carpet out of my way in your neighborhood!
• I don't care what you smell in your neighborhood!
• I'm altering the deal, pray I don't alter it any further in your neighborhood!
• Fear is the path to the Dark Side in your neighborhood!
• Luke Skywalker is here to rescue you in your neighborhood.
• The Force is strong with us in our neighborhood!
• Luke, I am your father in your neighborhood!
• "I love you." "I know." in your neighborhood!

You're welcome.