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Dear guy down the hall,

When you're going to fight with your girlfriend/wife over the phone, please either take her off speakerphone or close your door. Ideally, both, since the walls here are not as sound-proofed as I would like.

Sincerely,
The one who's going to start playing music so that I don't have to listen to your passive-aggressive complaining

Edit to add:
HOLY CRAP, DUDE AND GIRL! STOP WITH THE SHOUTING! NOT COOL AT WORK, YO!