slice of life - week 22 edition

Downwood: Can I get you anything?
Me: Potato chips with peanut butter covered in chocolate.
Him: *blinks*
Me: *looks sad and wistful*
Him: I...don't even know how to begin to respond to that.
Me: You say, "Yes, dear." Make it so, number one.
Him: Right. How about normal chips and/or ice cream?
Me: That'll work, too.