my brain is weird

So here I am, chowing down on Chipotle and reviewing an article for work. I decide to take a quick break and check LJ. I get the slashfood_feed, which is generally interesting and sometimes had things that are incredibly tasty.

This bullet point in the most recent entry made me laugh really hard:

Coffee can kick food, like sleepy humans, into high gear. You can braise, rub and sauce with it -- and that's just for starters.

This says to me that sleepy humans are food. It also makes me wonder what exactly is in my burrito.