calling all creative writer types

I need a 1-3 sentence introduction. I'll be performing an 80's pop/middle east dance fusion to the best spooky song ever. I'm supposed to have a short introduction for the emcee to read before they turn on the music.

I have no idea what to tell them to say. It's okay if it's a little silly - this is an informal setting and should just be fun. I'm open to suggestions.