psa

Observation: Though Quaker Chocolate Crunch rice cakes appear, on first examination, to be nothing more than cocoa-dusted styrofoam, further analysis suggests that they are extremely tasty and it wouldn't hurt to have another one just to figure out why they're yummy.

Conclusion: They're laced with crack.

Further actions: Make sure to have on hand for the really stressful days when you don't eat right and all you want is a brownie, dammit, even though you need to fit into that silly white dress in, oh, 10 weeks or so.

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