*ear falls to the floor*

Good GOD, woman! When you say, "Well, that's all I had, so you have a good night," I don't expect twenty more minutes of conversation!! Nor does my remark of, "Everything's under control" request a lecture on how thirteen months really isn't long enough to plan a wedding and then where will you be and oh I know that I'm going on and on but really you should keep me more in the loop so that I don't feel neglected and then start these sorts of tangents that I know drive you absofuckinglutely crazy.

GAH!!!! *headdesk*

I love my mother, really, I do. It's times like RIGHT NOW that I remember why I live in a different state and not within day-trip distance. *vague muttered profanities*

Out of curiosity...

What's your favorite fairy tale?

Why?