I hereby declare my apartment to be a Pants-Free Zone for as long as it stays this humid. Ick ick ick ick. Anyone want to come over and help me rearrange furniture so that I can actually get to my A/C? I'll cook you dinner.
A couple of days ago I was bitching about the roundabout that the city's decided to put very near my home. To date, I have not seen a single person, including me, go around the damn thing the correct way when making a left turn. I had someone last night wait until I made my right turn so that they could cut the corner. Viva le resistance!
Ahem.
( seriousness follows, will return to humor momentarily )
I collect weirdness. Why? Yeah, I don't know. I'm thinking that there may be a quantum mechanics answer to this. Hell, it explains quite a lot else. Hm, what kind of machine would I have to MacGyver to measure a "weirdness attractant" (hereafter referred to as Q%6)? Would it operate under the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle? Perhaps we could measure the amount of incoming weirdness or the probability of it being from a particular weirdness sector, but not both. Or, it being weirdness, perhaps all the rules will be defenestrated. Q%6 is probably measurable. I wonder if I can exploit it to attract an explanation. Hm, this bears pondering...
A couple of days ago I was bitching about the roundabout that the city's decided to put very near my home. To date, I have not seen a single person, including me, go around the damn thing the correct way when making a left turn. I had someone last night wait until I made my right turn so that they could cut the corner. Viva le resistance!
Ahem.
( seriousness follows, will return to humor momentarily )
I collect weirdness. Why? Yeah, I don't know. I'm thinking that there may be a quantum mechanics answer to this. Hell, it explains quite a lot else. Hm, what kind of machine would I have to MacGyver to measure a "weirdness attractant" (hereafter referred to as Q%6)? Would it operate under the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle? Perhaps we could measure the amount of incoming weirdness or the probability of it being from a particular weirdness sector, but not both. Or, it being weirdness, perhaps all the rules will be defenestrated. Q%6 is probably measurable. I wonder if I can exploit it to attract an explanation. Hm, this bears pondering...