dude

The scene: a bored gaming group
The GM of the Evening declares: Make D&D characters!
Player 1: Can we be Team Elf?
Player 2: Can we be evil elves?
GM's Most Brilliant Idea Ever: Fine, you're a group of eco-terrorist elves.
Players: YAY!

DUDE!

I saw this on Pharyngula. I have only one question: Ron Perlman, will you wield our Chainsaw of Natural Selection?