Sitting in programming class

Fabulous instructor: Now, did anyone see anything weird when they connected to the database?

Girl behind me: I found Jesus!

Me (thinking, after choosing Invader Zim as my patient): Awww, I wanted to explode.

Because you don't have enough addictions

Hey, Stormy, you might want to check out a pair of links that sclerotic_rings posted earlier this evening. I'm just passing them along because I have this vague sense that you might maybe possibly would be interested in them. Because I care. *Ting!*

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